Miss Manners's blog

This year Ekta Choudhary is going to represent India in Miss Universe 2009. After 2000, India could neither fetch the crown of Miss World nor Miss Universe but Indian women always made to the top ten or top twenty in these competitions. Will Ekta Choudhary end this drought for India and pick up the crown?

It is very important to keep the coffee makers clean. The coffee makers should be cleaned properly every couple of months so that it can keep brewing smoothly. A simple step by step cleaning process just for you!

Kaminey is set to be released on August 14, 2009.  It is directed by Vishal Bharadwaj, who has also co-authored the script. Ronnie Screwvala of UTV Motion Pictures has produced the film.

Are you invited to a formal dinner party? But you are not sure of what to wear, or how to behave without choking? Maybe these tips will help answer your questions.
First, we have to know the difference between the casual get together and a formal dinner party. A formal party follows decorum that a guest should follow. So if you are invited to a formal dinner, be sure not to be the odd man out by not following the etiquettes.

Recent research says, that eating a lot Indian curry might help you loose weight! Scientists believe that haldi, or turmeric, which is used in most Indian meals, has an active ingredient that can help fight obesity.

Everybody loves to swim! If you know how, that is. Millions of people hit the swimming pools during summer. No matter which part of the world you belong to, the picture is pretty much the same. When the mercury level goes up...people love to take the dip. But did you know that public pools can literally be Petri Dishes, home to thousands of germs?

Jimmy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
I'll sleep on it," said Jimmy.
Six months later the doctor met Jimmy on the street.
"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred bucks a visit? A bartender cured me for $10."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.'

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph.

The husband speaks again, 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,' he says, 'because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are.'

Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75.

He pushes his luck, 'I want the house,' he says insistently.

Up to 80.

'I want the car, too,' he continues.
 

Having a hard time cleaning your hardwood floor? This short video might help you out.

if any of you have a better idea please share.

Messy house? Guests on their way over? Take 10 minutes and clean your house...make it look like new!

A video by Jonathan Stewart.