Why Women Hate Men...Sometimes

He will lock his keys in the car, he will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling the AAA is not an option. He will win.

 
When the car isn't running very well, he will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if he knows what he's looking at. If another man shows up, one of them will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." They will then drink a couple of beers, as a form of holy communion.
 
 
When he catches a cold, he need someone to bring him soup and take care of him while he lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as he do, so for you, this is no problem.
 
 
He can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. He cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all he know, these are the same thing.
 
 
When one of your appliances stop working, he will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost him twice as much once the repair person gets in to put it back together.
 
 
He must hold the remote control while he watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, he may miss a whole program looking for it.
 
There is no need to ask him what he's thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, hunting, sex, cars, tractors, sex, fishing, sex, sports or sex. He have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.
 
 
He does not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit you, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than he have to. Whatever you got your mother for Mother's Day is okay; he don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for his mother, too.
 
 
You don't have to ask him if he liked the film. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, he didn't...and if you are feeling amorous afterwards...then he will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others.
 
 
He thinks what you're wearing is fine. He thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can you just go now? You'll be late for the party.
 
 
This is, after all, the year 2010. Next year he promises to share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and he will do the rest... like wandering around the garden with a beer, wondering what to do.